On An Atrocity Most Cruel: Update

It is said now that the repulsive evil known as Folashade Modupe Sanda has sworn that I will not leave Wakajaiye alive. Thus, she has brought in a house-maid to take care of her aging husband, at Alegongo-Akobo — the house-maid that she staunchly refused to consider when I was living in the man’s house situated in that neighbourhood, on the basis that I have nothing else to do with my time but dream of sleeping with house-maids. And she has invited hordes of her reeking Bammeke nuisances to Wakajaiye, to rape me on a permanent basis; to the extent where it has been said by one of the nit-wits in high places, less than a week after I moved into my apartment there, that “I hope they’ve not infected him with HIV. They’ve been raping him all night.”

Murderess, my rent is due to expire in a year’s time. You will think you have until then to kill me.

Repulsive evil, you have until the month of September to take my life. In The Name of my Creator. And if applications to MBA schools outside your accursed nation are not all returned unaccepted.

I have always said that white countries are more righteous than the “lack” countries lacking in all righteousness. All you have for forty-seven years deprived me of — with all the cunning of the serpent you are — I will recover, either in the United Kingdom or in the United States. By The Grace of my Creator.

In the meantime, keep on heaping all your accusations before Dr Victor Lasebikan. Retards, I would have given you other options to consider in your bid to delay me for another two decades and more. Options that you’re just too brain-dead to consider. But, didn’t you send nude pictures to the University of Central Lancashire? Laugh, Laugh. Mayhaps you’re not such a lack between the ears.

Meanwhile, the brain-dead opawlaws that throng most especially the lawless nation of Christianity have eventually began to realise that a twenty year old reality television derision show should actually be a police case. Again and again, the opawlaws are said now to be making police reports.

Congratulations, opawlaw. Mayhaps your Lord Jesus Christ is eventually healing thee of thy imbecility.

Your brain-dead Professor Akinade Olumuyiwa Sanda is said to have made a police report a few days ago, when he realised that even his own life was in danger. And he is said to have withdrawn the report when the danger subsided. To prove his imbecility.

And the police are said to have then congratulated him, upon his withdrawing the report; and on his therefore being welcome fully into the fold of those wasting the life of Ikoro Iyineleda. To prove the depth of the conspiracy. The conspiracy that killed Eddie Adupeyi. After reports made in three different police-stations.

Evil people. Poo poo pee poo. Peepee poo poo. You have until the month of September of this year to kill me. Just to prove the type of poo poo power you ever brag of having had ever since the day of your birth. The poo poo power with which you rule your shit-hole country, and keep righteous men from flourishing in it.

And as for both the Buccaneers Confraternity and the Black Axe Confraternity, you keep on deceiving the brain-dead retards of Yorubaland into believing I belong to either of you. I paid over N80,000 to become a member of the one, during the days of my earning less than N40,000 per month. I was not given any membership then. I applied fruitlessly again and again to the other, over a decade ago; with the only response I received on each occasion then being unofficial giggles of “E Too Late.”

Now you see that I still have a hope of leaving your accursed nation to become a success in a more reasonable nation, you’re now coming to me with your membership offers? and even yet striving to give without giving?!

Brain-dead retard, I sayle — and not as Alora. Wole Soyinka has given me something with which I can see men, and not just an irresponsible imbecile of a mother! I no need you again. So you keep away from me. Nuisance!

— Ikoro Iyineleda; June, 2021.

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