Until the day that all Nigerians and all Fraudurians and all the Pyrates that are of the Pyrates Confraternity that is also known as the National Association of Seadogs, and that I today know as the Pyrates Confraomugo and the Pyrates Confraoponu and the Pyrates Confraimbeciles;

until the day that all Nigerians and all Fraudurians and all the Pyrates that are of the Pyrates Confraternity bite off one of the ears of Wole Soyinka for not letting both Frauduria and Nigeria know enough of the talents Adedotun Sanda was given by his Creator at birth, for them to desist from asking of him The Maddened Imbecile‘s question:

“Who were you?”

and until the day too that all the Yorubas and all Nigerians and all Fraudurians and all the Pyrates that are of the Pyrates Confraternity give Wole Soyinka ten knocks on the head ten times, to let him know that he is not welcome into their Imbecility;

and until the day too that all the Pyrates that are of the Pyrates Confraternity are witnessing to both the highest and the lowest, on both radio and television stations, in both the Press and on all types of all media — be the media digital, electronic, photocopying, print, recording, and every other: to The Wickedness and The Evil that has been wreaked upon the life of Ahoy Faithlez Malaika;

until that very day,

Let each and every Pyrate that is of the Pyrates Confraternity that is also known as the National Association of Seadogs be killed out of his ethnicity and his tribalism and his nationality into becoming stateless individuals.

Let each and every cove and crate of each and every Pyrate that is of the Pyrates Confraternity be the property of the public it then will have to eulogise to both the highest and the lowest as the most glorious public, and Let this eulogy be until the day the Pyrates Confraternity is no longer known as the National Association of Seadogs.

Let each and every doze and P1 and P2 and P3 and P4 that is of the Pyrates Confraternity become loots in the hands of both lubbers and high lubbers.

Let each and every doglet that is of the Pyrates Confraternity be fathered by children that know not their right from their left — and that will by the Pyrates Confraternity be called “puppies.”

And Let each and every lubbish cap’n that is of the Pyrates Confraternity be men fathered too by children that know not their right from their left — and that again will by the Pyrates Confraternity be called “puppies.”

By All The Mercy of The Grace of The LORD that saith,

“Vengeance is Mine, and

Recompense.”

Ahoy Hat Ache,

I will never again pity thy doglets.

— Ikoro Iyineleda; 14th of January, 2022.