With all due honest, the Buccaneers Confraternity is indeed and in all its entirety bereft of brains. That even after all, the silly loonies believe I'll still one day be one with them!

Honestly, they're eternally daft.

I have always told they and their ilk to go and buy brains, since it's so obvious that they were not born with any. But now, I'll have to let them know they can never ever be with brains. Because even should they heed my advice and find a way with which to purchase brains, the brains will flee them instantly. It's unfortunate, but it's the bitter truth. That's how hopelessly brainless they all will ever be.

Almost two decades ago, I paid over eighty thousand naira to join the Buccaneers Confraternity - at a point in time when I was earning just a little bit over forty thousand naira, at a point in time when eighty thousand naira was worth a whole lot more than it's worth today.

The Buccaneers denied me then.

Now, almost twenty years later - and after I eventually became a member of the first and the most noble confraternity in the whole of Africa - the imbeciles known as the Buccaneers Confraternity are now claiming that I'm one with them, or that I once was one with them but I renounced.

As far as anyone intelligent can see, anything intelligence keeps on running away from the Buccaneers Confraternity. Obviously. Desperately.

Because, even if you disregard the fact that I presently belong to a much more honourable confraternity, how can anyone with an ounce of intelligence keep on thinking that - with all they keep on plundering of me, and defrauding of me; including writings of mine, including certificates of mine, including even Rosicrucian monographs, and more - I’ll ever again consider being of their fold?

They're daft. Brain-dead. They need to consider buying brains, but I'll have to say it again - though it's most unfortunate for them - the brains will instantly flee their eternal imbecility.

Honestly! Little wonder all they are is an imitation of the Pyrates Confraternity.

- Ikoro Iyineleda; 5th of January, 2025.